The Saturday Shakeup
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Ever experience that vaguely unsettled sensation in the pit of your tummy that something is probably terribly wrong here, but you don’t know exactly what it is, do you, Mister Jones?
Steak n Shake Moving to 100 Percent Beef Tallow in Restaurants - QSR Magazine
Steak n Shake announced that it is moving forward with the use of 100% all-natural beef tallow in all its restaurants. Steak n Shake has long been famous for its shoestring fries – and it will now fry them in the best way possible.
One of the most memorable of culinary disasters to afflict me came at me early, when McDonald’s quit deep-frying their french fries - the best available in America at the time - in beef tallow. It’s been half a century, so I guess I’ll give these crazy adventurers at Steak-n-Shake a shot.
Sadly, the nearest outlet is 20 miles away, but I can remember back in my teens driving fifty-some miles from Muncie to Indianapolis to gobble delicious grease at the nearest White Castle, The Most Influential Burger Chain of All Time.
Just Stop Tinkering and Shoot the Damned Thing
Their deadly and loathsome raids add further proof that the ATF can never be trusted again. It has become more dangerous than the criminals it allegedly tries to target.
Thankfully, Congress has a bill in the works to dump the agency. Representatives Eric Burlison (R-MO-07) and Lauren Boebert (R-CO-04) recently introduced H.R. 221, legislation that is simple and succinct: “The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives is hereby abolished.”
Pass it just like that, no changes, updates, or additions. No wiggle room for the hysterical sissies who claim to be terrorized by the very notion of firearms in the hands of the people, as specified in the Second Amendment to the Constitution.
Everything about the BATF is an infringement of what that Amendment does not allow to be infringed. Get rid of it. Do it now.
What a Man(nikin)!
There’s no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing.
The Associated Press
BREAKING: Donald Trump's swearing-in will be moved indoors to the Capitol Rotunda because of forecasted frigid temperatures.
I’m sure you’re able to withstand some snowflakes to the face, Tiny Tim, but are you man enough to handle rifle shots to the face? You know, the way President Trump did?
I’d hope to think that the real reason they moved it indoors has more to do with Trump’s swearing in being the single most potentially dangerous moment of his life to date, and somebody both sane and smart reacting to that fact, but hey - if you want to hang it on some bad weather, works for me. Whatever it takes to keep Trump, and America, safe.
As Inauguration Day approaches, experts warn of a looming ‘Quad-Demic’…
“Experts warn.” If that isn’t a red-flag level trigger warning right there, I don’t know what is.
BTW, do you know what the cure for the Flu is? That’s right, it’s COVID.
Is there nothing the devil virus can’t do?
Why, yes, the Flu season 0f 2021-22 was wiped out by the Year of Covid. Of course, if you were killed by a meteorite strike during that period of Plandemic hysteria, you were likely counted as a COVID death.
When the Only Cure for Fascism is…more Fascism!
But you already knew that, right?
UK Police Seize Cybertruck Illegally Driving Around Great Britain
Question asked: Will the Cybertruck ever be road-legal in the UK, given Elon Musk's barrage of attacks on the Labour government over the grooming gangs scandal?
And answered:
Regarding the flu: maybe all that masking and social distancing had an effect on the spread of viruses in general.
(Probably the biggest effect was people staying home when they felt sick instead of toughing it out. Also, not going to the doctor when they did get the flu might affect the stats.)